Redefining cool on a daily basis
Readings, films, and Bruce McGill: http://t.co/qMXaNe0FkW
Rehearsals, character choices, free tickets, awesome shows, and Amy Ryan http://t.co/bKeSEI11MU
Theatre, wonderful things ahead, and John Hurt: http://t.co/LBUpicomK6
I say "Third time's the charm" is accurate. I booked my third show in a row!
Have any plans for June 25? You do now! Come see me in "Who Mourns for Bob the Goon?" at Paradise Factory! https://t.co/koLtubnWX8
Starting rehearsals twice over, more auditions, and Chiwetel Ejiofor: http://t.co/n7vpyBuxqv
Guess who booked another role! Need a hint? It's me. :)
Tag! You're it.
A late blog entry, and I booked the role! http://t.co/4wPySSJHt7
Remembering holidays, callbacks, auditions, festivals, Tim Burton, and a surprised owl: http://t.co/4jh1cb2r3h
No, you're cool. I'm just being weird.
A productive week, the festival starts again, business plans, and a surprised orangutan: http://t.co/0lDn1R8Zn4
I'm bringing booty back.
Learning, Tim Meadows, and a bad drawing: http://t.co/agySyQ3Seq
I was born in a crossfire hurricane.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
A busy day, plus a video of a monkey petting puppies: http://t.co/4jh1cb2r3h
Sleepy wombat http://t.co/BF6aA3caAv
This is a shout out to fruit juice for its awesome fruit-juiciness.
What are your feelings on pistachios?
Auditions, bedtime, and a piglet: http://t.co/SOeykIYQwl
Auditions, summer films, and Tim Curry: http://t.co/DiYF4sEAuE
Subway rats have a certain charm about them. I've seen some large enough to eat a small dog, but it doesn't seem to take away their pizazz.
Sleepy forgetfulness, auditions, watching inspiring and enlightening interviews, my free book, and Jane Fonda: http://t.co/4jh1cb2r3h
I want to start using Middle English slang terms just for kicks. Now to learn Middle English slang terms...
"Griege" is a real thing.
I haven't figured out LinkedIn. Not whining. Just stating.
So, I wrote a book. Guess what I wrote: http://t.co/w8VLy3LBjZ
I don't wear much jewelry, but I'm wearing a gigantic necklace now. It's also gigantically awesome.
For a thoughtful gift, I would go with something homemade or bear mace.
Auditions, photo shoots, editing, slivers, Brendan Gleeson, and Scott Wilson: http://t.co/E1odzsa119
Just heard a baby that sounds like a squeaky toy. Not sure if it's adorable or concerning.
If you don't have a spoon, you can drink your soup. Right on, convenience.
I don't think of rice as a finger food. Same goes for pudding.
No one has ever told me I should have dreadlocks.
Shoots, auditions, Rammstein, and Julianne Moore: http://t.co/4jh1cb2r3h
When it comes to toast, I could take it or leave it.
Yeah, the picture is old, but it's a cat with a lime helmet. http://t.co/e167b3BU1wWhen in doubt, try ginger.
Want to be the center of attention? Come in with a machete.
A Jeff Goldblum quote: "At its best, life is surprising. Maybe, because that's my appetite, the frontier is uncharted."
I'd complain about being on a weird schedule, but nobody wants to hear about that. Know what everyone wants to hear about? Pancakes.
I had "This Is a Song That Never Ends" stuck in my head last night. That was fun. Yes, that was sarcasm.
Busy schedules and Diane Kruger: http://t.co/Jw11jUWBD9
I never really got into collections. #short attention span
I just saw a quill pen with an ink well. Now I have to have one.
I learned to sew as a child. I wasn't cool, but I just fixed a hole in my sweater.
Auditions, Pompeii, everlasting optimism, and Simon Pegg: http://t.co/GelYJDw8X6
Know what could be a fun addiction? Trapeze artistry.
I lost a glove. Wait, no. There it is.
Bacon makes everything better, unless you're a vegetarian or vegan, in which case, nevermind.
I know it's a medical condition, but it is way too easy to use "phlebitis" as an insult.
I want to get a pan flute just so I can say I have a pan flute.
Auditions, castings, learning, and Kristen Wiig: http://t.co/1EkF0cWu1A
Why is blue the truest color? I don't see why rhyming automatically means honesty.
Haggis is not for the faint of heart.
My trivia skills are hit-or-miss.
Creme brulee is highly underrated. So are slippers.
I'm not big on floral prints.
I haven't baked a cake in a while.
Distractions and Lucille Ball: http://t.co/eoF99Y4skb
I know it's Valentine's Day, but a candy cane sounds awesome right now.
My scarf feels like a blanket on my face, and I am totally ok with that.
I don't care how old you are. Sometimes there's nothing better than peanut butter. If you don't like pb, substitute your sandwich of choice.
I never got into Bedazzle-ing. There's only so much sequins I can handle.
I'm out of popcorn.
Two auditions, two callbacks, a friend's show, and Gabrielle Union: http://t.co/MV7HqXdwur
Know what's an awesome word? Festooning.
How do you darn socks? I understand there is a gourd involved.
I was wearing a sweater dress with fringe. That's right. I said fringe.Does caraway make anyone else giddy?
If it hurts, stop, unless you're into that kind of thing, in which case, carry on.
When it comes to popular meals, egg salad is a hit-or-miss.
Ever had a gingerbread pinecone? Try it. You won't regret it, unless you really hate gingerbread.
Awesome film shoot, two auditions, drawing from your own life for roles, and Danny Trejo: http://t.co/AgpiJz4WA7
So, headbands are back. Carry on.
I just saw a grown man that had a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles backpack on his back. Not judging, just observing. #subway sightings
A couple of born-and-raised New Yorkers asked me if I was born and raised here, too. Know the moments where you fit in? I'm having one now.Someone needs to bring back fondue parties.
I want to see "turkey-pocalypse" and"banana-rama" used in the news. I don't care what context they're used in.If Tim and I had a blowout party favor in our apartment, a certain someone would use it way too often, and by certain someone, I mean me.
Auditions, darker roles, and Naomi Watts: http://t.co/ziwPSCOPoH
My bath towel kind of smells like garlic, and I'm okay with that.
Air quotes are either funny or stupid, depending on what mood I'm in.
Preparing for an audition, promo shoots, character shots, and Rose Byrne: http://t.co/pzTchSpeJ4
A mosquito would be a ridiculous pet. Things wouldn't work out well for either of you.
Know the phrase, "Happy as a clam?" How do you know clams are happy? Clams could be homicidal, and I wouldn't know any better.
Auditions, interesting articles, the benefits of a weird life, and Michael Keaton: http://t.co/1awR9pVhEN
I have cuts on my knuckles that I can't account for. Maybe I cage fight in my sleep. No bruises, tho. Maybe I'm really good at it.
I like parsnips. They're just like carrots, but a different color and totally different flavor. Ok. They're not just like carrots.
Theatre, auditions, and Taraji P. Henson: http://t.co/Ko4ohtl89G
I feel I don't wear enough velvet.