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@Zafirosbartruro @bechillcomedian @TiernanDouieb We're notoriously Celtic (tight) in this neck of the woods :-/can't wait for comedy tonight with @bechillcomedian and @TiernanDouieb - pay what you think as well! #comedy #truro
Retweeted by Terry Lander@properjobdisco You can come with @sstrong82 and I if you like, I'll show you where Home Park is :-DIn the UK & IRE? You can stream the #MLSAllStar game for free. This is the page you're after -
Retweeted by Terry Lander@Only1Argyle @joshwiddicombe More importantly, is @properjobdisco going to more games than a Spurs fan this season? #BurnedGreat announcement from @ThisIs_Progress with the expansion to monthly London shows & 16 Chapter shows a year. On Demand will be handy.
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BAM! George Michael's first experimental band.
But again well done @CPWUK . Look forward to the next show.
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Retweeted by Terry LanderI'm still looking for Americans who are proud of or hate where they live. Please RT and get in touch, or text 07884304850.I thrive on constructive criticism- eg. "You left out an apostrophe there but, that aside, you're the greatest prose writer living or dead."
Retweeted by Terry Lander"I realise I'm stepping on your right to privacy with my right to free speech but this world is so full of paradoxes"
As requested, yours sincerely. know @Elbow’s new song Lost Worker Bee? WE MADE THE VIDEO! Written by me, dir @MeatBingo & stars @govindajeggy
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I've just signed @38_degrees petition telling @George_Osborne to save #childtaxcredit, can you?
Retweeted by Terry LanderWhat idiot called it a blindfold and not a sight gag?
Retweeted by Terry Lander@AllyForman Sure, can you follow me briefly and I'll message them across?@AllyForman Would you be willing to help with a quick project? I could DM the details.@AllyForman Hi, are you still living in California currently?Chances are that all water from Keplar 452b, or Earth 2.0, has evaporated. Therefore no wine.Oh jolly japes:)
Retweeted by Terry LanderChillax. Have a breast. That's a break and a rest, obviously. nights mix is now available to listen again with free download #80s #80smusic #SoundCloud #penzance #cornwall
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Just saw a bird catching a worm. I may need to check the definition of 'early'.
Some recent cartoons you can buy on my website (35 quid! Hand drawn!)
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'd love, one day, to sell out even one of my Edinburgh shows before the festival starts. to help out with that.
Retweeted by Terry LanderLet's get my brand new sketch show to 100 views! Depending on your sense of humour, it's very funny.
Retweeted by Terry LanderHow to build a new @Waterstones bookshop. Step 1 = Place giant order for lots of awesome books. 215 boxes now winging their way to us!
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Retweeted by Terry Lander@TonyJamesComedy I'll probably play yours next Tuesday at around 7.40@TonyJamesComedy It's called 'My favourite song is...' and we've been playing one a week for the past year or so.@TonyJamesComedy Cheers m'dear@laurenlaverne Any chance you could divulge your favourite song please? For a radio feature on Ta v. much!@TonyJamesComedy What's your favourite song matey? It's for a radio feature. If I'm hungry then a yogurt just won't cut it.Be sure to tune in tonight for obscurity, events and pound shop album buying advice. from 6pm #TToT@PenwithRadio at 6pm will see the banterful @Lyvit and witty @sstrong82 on #TToT I will see what weight I've gained on holidat
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Ha. You guys.
Away we go.
Hoping I don't miss tomorrow's post...stay tuned can lead a horse to water but it's pretty crowded because of all those men you taught to fish in that other proverb.
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#Writing tip: Don't despair. Focus on the future, and how sad people will be that your genius wasn't recognised while you were still alive.
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Im live on air from 6pm with the 80s! 96.5/97.2fm +online Starting with the mix at 6 #penzance #cornwall #80s #hayle
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Retweeted by Terry LanderIf you listen to kids these days, everything is lame. It's like the whole world has forgotten how to walk suddenly.
Here's the Bearded Boy Wonder chilling before the show... up next on @PenwithRadio
@daraobriain What's your no. 1 favourite song, Dara? It's for a radio feature on Ta!Helston Spoony Beings Laughter! Ho ho ho!'s a fun thing you can do: Pretend you're the people in obesity news reports.
Retweeted by Terry LanderPure. Fresh. My daughter turns 30 next year. How can that be? I’m only 26!
Retweeted by Terry LanderThree people guaranteed I'd answer an alcohol question correctly. Three people were wrong.
@DannyJohnJules Brilliant, thank you@DannyJohnJules Hi Danny, what's your favourite song ever? It's for a radio feature. my recipe for this moreish wild #strawberry #chocolate #brownie #cake on my blog #bake
Retweeted by Terry Lander2 FREE tickets to see Judy Blume at King's Place tomorrow, 6pm. Pick up from the shop. Let me know if you want them.
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It's funny how when Andy Murray wins he's British, but when you shorten the word refrigerator to fridge a random d suddenly appears.
Retweeted by Terry LanderI bet most people offered a £2k pay cut would leave their jobs immediately.'@IanMurrayMP @mattleys @TheIFS Indeed...we as a family lose over £2,000/year AFTER tax break is applied.Every time Federer sees a fan in an RF hat he sniggers to himself about the 50p royalty he's received #TheBadGuy #Wimbledon
Tonight is the first rehearsal of the musical I've been shipped in to direct. Of all the things I'd never have to do in my life... #No1
Klopp is interested in 'clubs outside the top 4'. #LCFC are outside the top 4 in the same way Sydney Harbour Bridge is outside my house.
Retweeted by Terry LanderI have somehow agreed to direct a musical. This is new.Our booksellers are a talented lot. Let's celebrate some of their fantastic chalkboards.
Retweeted by Terry Lander@TwopTwips make you boring regular beer a "craft' beer by dropping glitter, toilet roll and pipe cleaners into it.
Retweeted by Terry LanderGet your man off of my hands word Legend has been devalued from pulling a sword from a stone to prove you're the rightful king, to unexpectedly returning with crisps
Retweeted by Terry LanderAre you currently living in the US? Want to give time to a UK project? Email I'm about 1/4 done, 38 or so places left.I'm currently cooking the hooks at - They'll be done in an hour.
@ThoughtFlame As a U.S. citizen would you help me with a new project? If so please email me at with RtS as the subject lineI ain't gettin' on no plane look to @mrkhndy I discovered Mark Haddon and thanks to his work I wrote 'Alf & Mabel' #InspirationStill Curious? Then find out what it's all about at #hallforcornwall #truro this week
Retweeted by Terry Lander@HallforCornwall One of my favourite books ever. Hope they're back next year as I couldn't make it this year.I'm duty driver to Exeter today, as if I dont get out enough.@mydoghatesme Absolutely disgusting, hard to believe anyone could think like that let alone make their thoughts known.Our NHS is 67 today and will exist for "as long as there are folk with the faith to fight for it." How long is that? Weeks? Months? #NHS67
Retweeted by Terry LanderNot cool. RT: "@mydoghatesme: Anger As Distressed Woman Taunted On M3 Bridge #assholes!!!"
I'm not certain on the correct terminology but I basically just downed a bag of crisps #NewDietYes, I did just add eyes to the tap on the wine box to make it look like Shaun the Sheep was emerging from it. And?
Retweeted by Terry LanderNew for tomorrow - a post. boss said he wished I was more genial at work. I told him I would be, then informed him he now only has two wishes left.
Retweeted by Terry LanderUnited States of Americans! Can you spare a few minutes without leaving the house? Please get in touch - . All! Please RT.@Veree_e As a U.S. citizen would you help me with a new project? If so please email me at with RtS as the subject line.@TooLegit_Mani As a U.S. citizen would you help me with a new project? If so please email with RtS as the subject line.@Kash_Meree As a U.S. citizen would you help me with a new project? If so please email me at with RtS as the subject line.@alaynavilla As a U.S. citizen would you help me with a new project? If so please email me at with RtS as the subject line.@DenishaTeresa As a U.S. citizen would you help me with a new project? If so please email with RtS as the subject line.@IanMatthew_AMM As a U.S. citizen would you help me with a new project? If so please email with RtS as the subject line.@cameronc137 As a U.S. citizen would you help me with a new project? If so please email me at with RtS as the subject line.@shy4nn As a U.S. citizen would you help me with a new project? If so please email me at with RtS as the subject line.
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