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Author of Alf & Mabel - Radio Presenter - Occasional Runner - Room Improver at

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@SpacemanSonic I've got a half next month, right after we get our VLM magazines. reckon £100 is all we need to eradicate diabetes forever. Prove me wrong by donating here: A marathon?
Sean & Dan are going to town - to celebrate the release of #3 in DCI Morton series, #2 is a bargain 99p! #KINDLE
Retweeted by Terry LanderNext year's #blog will make last year's #blog look like this year's #blog. #blog
RT as required.Hey! Let's tell diabetes to fuck off! my half marathon is like telling diabetes that it's not welcome here any more. Even a pound helps. everybody is welcome at thanks to all Americans who have been in touch recently. If you are American please also get in touch.@ThePsyentistUK @sstrong82 Bloody Cockneys will be trying to steal Parmo next.I'm currently working with two potential new authors. This year continues to be a busy one. #LyvitHere's the link may well be discussing running this week. Meanwhile I'm up to 30% on my @JDRFUK fundraiser #HalfMarathonThis week marks the 52nd Terry's Train of Thought. We launched at the same time @PenwithRadio went live on fm.New post hashtag laters
Drunks (and sobers) of Twitter...JUSTGIVE! Ta v. much!@TiernanDouieb Any chance you could share my @JustGiving page please? I'm doing Exeter Half Marathon for @JDRFUK just won a staring competition! With a toddler! STILL A CHAMPION!
Retweeted by Terry LanderOur Sky box crashed just as Jeff Stelling was about to sneeze #SoccerSaturday'm fundraising for JDRF & I'd love your support! Text LEXR88 £5 to 70070 to sponsor me today. Thanks.'m fundraising for @JDRFUK on @JustGiving. Please #sponsorme & RT
Up late? Join me live at 11 on Radio 4 for #LNWH. Women drugs and drink - what's the problem with losing control anyway? @BBCWomansHour
Retweeted by Terry LanderIDEA FOR A HORROR FILM: You forget to send an attachment with an email so you resend, but forget to send the attachment again.
Retweeted by Terry LanderIt's oh so still.
@MooseAllain I'm convinced you did...
If you still like reading and spending money, go here - Like to read but tight? for you.Enterprise
Retweeted by Terry LanderHave all adults forgotten how to read?If you're buying adult colouring books, @MooseAllain started it with his talent. I'm a little worried by their abundance now, though.
Retweeted by Terry LanderFucking hell. Who’s going to download the London Underground Song now?
Retweeted by Terry LanderGet it while it lasts. When it's gone, it's gone. #mortality@properjobdisco Ha ha!
I'm back, though I never really went away.
Urgently looking for a Saturday and holiday cover person for our busy #Helston office. Please Retweet
Retweeted by Terry Lander"Hiding in the Dark" is today's tee on ReTweet for a chance at a FREE TEE!
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@SpacemanSonic @Scott_Ruminates "Gritty, honest and repetitive " - NME@Scott_Ruminates @SpacemanSonic Yep. £9.99@SpacemanSonic Oh, very nice!@Scott_Ruminates @SpacemanSonic Scott's on page 22 OH NO I'VE BLOWN IT@Lyvit reading it in that same place that I read your book about an athletic young man and his fat friend running a marathon.
Retweeted by Terry Lander@SpacemanSonic Brighton?I have been away on holiday with Mrs L in @thecurlz' territory without Internet or a phone. It's been magical. Back Sunday.@SpacemanSonic You mean which pages... Winky face etc.The book would be a lot quicker read if @Lyvit just told me what page I'm mentioned on
Retweeted by Terry Lander@CampionAFC Looking good! Can I get a copy of the programme please? All the best for the coming season.
If you're a comedian coming back from edinburgh who fancies gigging at those @AltRealityTour dates, let me know.
Retweeted by Terry LanderOn QI XL In 10 minutes time on Dave you'll be able to see me carrying a shite bucket. No really.
Retweeted by Terry Lander@TheDelovely @_Cantus I can't work them.@_Cantus @TheDelovely Don't ask me about words, I'm no authority.@_Cantus @TheDelovely I'm guessing immense wealth and artistic integrity.Another new offside rule?? #FFS"Their special night" - Sky Sports commentary fairly patronising with Bournemouth. They didn't get here via Make A Wish foundation #LFCvAFCB
Retweeted by Terry LanderWhy do birds, suddenly appear, every time, you are near? Just like me, you seem to be, made of seeds.
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Retweeted by Terry LanderNow just £1.99. Bargain. #Kindle #LondonMarathon #vlm #ebook in Aberdovey
Hello. A tweet by @QuintinForbes gave inspiration for this #dailytoon.
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I must say @TheNickHelm has the best put down for hecklers ever...all it takes is HAHAHA.@PenwithRadio @rsabofficial @CHBNRadio @piratefm @BBCCornwall @BBCCornwallNews @CornishGuardian @NorthCornwall
Retweeted by Terry LanderMind Blowers, Word Musicians, Dream Makers, Unemployed ... some of the suggestions so far #AlternativeNamesForWriters
Retweeted by Terry Lander@thepoke A neglect of Tories #collectivenouns@thepoke Fore golfers #collectivenouns@thepoke A Banksy of mysterious painters #collectivenouns@thepoke A bastard of illegitimate children #collectivenounsDo you know where it's not raining? Inside our shop. Just saying.
Retweeted by Terry LanderJust downloaded @FatboySlim @Smile_HighClub Mix free! -
Stop RTing my RTs. Get your own.Totes.“We also said bears don’t shit in the woods.” (Link:
Retweeted by Terry LanderI am a powerhouse of pure muscle...wrapped in a delicate layer of pastries, buns and crisps.It's Thursday, it's 6am, it's time for this.
No live Train of Thought next Tuesday but we are open to shout outs and requests for the pre-record.
This is the best thing I've seen on FB in a long time.
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Football is back. This never went away. Great work tonight mateyStill free.@properjobdisco 6 o'clock mateGotham.
"You have to keep writing, even when you think nobody's reading" Sorry about the ego but people read this often. #StrongandBrave Bestselling US #author D G Driver rocks in a #TamingTigers T-shirt! @LiterallyPR...
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'm free. #Free #Kindle #ebook #CompletelyFree #book
Keep an eye on this page from tomorrow for your #free #Kindle copy of One to Maybe Miss. #ebook@sstrong82 ...Well done to the Daily Mail for this admission today. only conspiracy I believe exists is the one where producers of ingredients in 120g packs bribe recipe writers to say you need 130g.
Retweeted by Terry Lander@properjobdisco Are you calling me an egocentric?
I don't have #OCD, I have 'stop touching my shit' syndrome.Big thanks to @sweatdrop, well worth a follow. [Also thanks to @SaHreports for the heads up. @taylertoons @HealeyCartoons]
@taylertoons @SaHreports @sweatdrop @HealeyCartoons #ClientsFromHell
This non-inspirational quote by @thewritertype was so inspirational we turned it into an inspirational quote
Retweeted by Terry LanderAbsolute LAST CHANCE to be in with a chance to win our ENTIRE BACK CATALOGUE! RT to enter!
Retweeted by Terry Lander@SaHreports @taylertoons @sweatdrop Thanks all (except @HealeyCartoons who must have seen this as providing free work)@CW_182 Amateur.New, though not improved. Barry White, Simply Red, Yellowcard, Green Day, Chris Brown, Blue, Pink & Cilla Black sang together at Eurovision, they'd get 147 points.
Retweeted by Terry Lander@taylertoons @healeycartoons Do you gents know any Manga artists? I'm looking for a mentor for a 12 year old who's just starting out.
Society: Young people just don't care about politics :/ Young person: I care about politics Society: You don't know anything, shut up ?😡
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