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Author of Alf & Mabel - Radio Presenter - Occasional Runner - Room Improver at http://t.co/8ZcCIwxeey

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@SpacemanSonic I've got a half next month, right after we get our VLM magazines. http://t.co/SLHo82IKq0I reckon £100 is all we need to eradicate diabetes forever. Prove me wrong by donating here: https://t.co/9b0teVCiW2@SpacemanSonic A marathon?
9/2
2015
Sean & Dan are going to town - to celebrate the release of #3 in DCI Morton series, #2 is a bargain 99p! http://t.co/glxtJkA7uF #KINDLE
Retweeted by Terry LanderNext year's #blog will make last year's #blog look like this year's #blog. http://t.co/WHFYL2v3Z5 #blog
8/31
2015
RT as required.Hey! Let's tell diabetes to fuck off! https://t.co/9b0teVCiW2Sponsoring my half marathon is like telling diabetes that it's not welcome here any more. Even a pound helps. https://t.co/9b0teVCiW2Also everybody is welcome at http://t.co/vUzr5vtS6xBig thanks to all Americans who have been in touch recently. If you are American please also get in touch.@ThePsyentistUK @sstrong82 Bloody Cockneys will be trying to steal Parmo next.I'm currently working with two potential new authors. This year continues to be a busy one. #LyvitHere's the link https://t.co/9b0teVCiW2I may well be discussing running this week. Meanwhile I'm up to 30% on my @JDRFUK fundraiser #HalfMarathonThis week marks the 52nd Terry's Train of Thought. We launched at the same time @PenwithRadio went live on fm.New post hashtag laters http://t.co/WHFYL2v3Z5
8/30
2015
Drunks (and sobers) of Twitter...JUSTGIVE! https://t.co/9b0teVCiW2@TiernanDouieb Ta v. much!@TiernanDouieb Any chance you could share my @JustGiving page please? I'm doing Exeter Half Marathon for @JDRFUK https://t.co/9b0teVCiW2.@TiernanDouieb just won a staring competition! With a toddler! STILL A CHAMPION!
Retweeted by Terry LanderOur Sky box crashed just as Jeff Stelling was about to sneeze #SoccerSaturday http://t.co/EiR59Z03vUI'm fundraising for JDRF & I'd love your support! Text LEXR88 £5 to 70070 to sponsor me today. Thanks. http://t.co/poOGe2wuqRI'm fundraising for @JDRFUK on @JustGiving. Please #sponsorme & RT http://t.co/9fJ5Fos8FO
8/29
2015
Up late? Join me live at 11 on Radio 4 for #LNWH. Women drugs and drink - what's the problem with losing control anyway? @BBCWomansHour
Retweeted by Terry LanderIDEA FOR A HORROR FILM: You forget to send an attachment with an email so you resend, but forget to send the attachment again.
Retweeted by Terry LanderIt's oh so still. http://t.co/WHFYL2v3Z5
8/28
2015
@MooseAllain I'm convinced you did...
8/25
2015
If you still like reading and spending money, go here - http://t.co/srdtER0L2E Like to read but tight? http://t.co/WHFYL2v3Z5 for you.Enterprise http://t.co/siqgyUTckS
Retweeted by Terry LanderHave all adults forgotten how to read?If you're buying adult colouring books, @MooseAllain started it with his talent. I'm a little worried by their abundance now, though.http://t.co/nDEAxxmOno
Retweeted by Terry LanderFucking hell. Who’s going to download the London Underground Song now?
Retweeted by Terry LanderGet it while it lasts. When it's gone, it's gone. http://t.co/WHFYL2MEQD #mortality@properjobdisco Ha ha!
8/24
2015
I'm back, though I never really went away. http://t.co/WHFYL2v3Z5
8/23
2015
Urgently looking for a Saturday and holiday cover person for our busy #Helston office. Please Retweet
Retweeted by Terry Lander"Hiding in the Dark" is today's tee on http://t.co/bkoLgTkHvU ReTweet for a chance at a FREE TEE! http://t.co/WbadrTqs7t
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8/22
2015
@SpacemanSonic @Scott_Ruminates "Gritty, honest and repetitive " - NME@Scott_Ruminates @SpacemanSonic Yep. £9.99@SpacemanSonic Oh, very nice!@Scott_Ruminates @SpacemanSonic Scott's on page 22 OH NO I'VE BLOWN IT@Lyvit reading it in that same place that I read your book about an athletic young man and his fat friend running a marathon.
Retweeted by Terry Lander@SpacemanSonic Brighton?I have been away on holiday with Mrs L in @thecurlz' territory without Internet or a phone. It's been magical. Back Sunday.@SpacemanSonic You mean which pages... Winky face etc.The book would be a lot quicker read if @Lyvit just told me what page I'm mentioned on http://t.co/VBak6zkFSr
Retweeted by Terry Lander@CampionAFC Looking good! Can I get a copy of the programme please? All the best for the coming season.
8/21
2015
If you're a comedian coming back from edinburgh who fancies gigging at those @AltRealityTour dates, let me know.
Retweeted by Terry LanderOn QI XL In 10 minutes time on Dave you'll be able to see me carrying a shite bucket. No really.
Retweeted by Terry Lander@TheDelovely @_Cantus I can't work them.@_Cantus @TheDelovely Don't ask me about words, I'm no authority.@_Cantus @TheDelovely I'm guessing immense wealth and artistic integrity.Another new offside rule?? #FFS"Their special night" - Sky Sports commentary fairly patronising with Bournemouth. They didn't get here via Make A Wish foundation #LFCvAFCB
Retweeted by Terry LanderWhy do birds, suddenly appear, every time, you are near? Just like me, you seem to be, made of seeds.
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Retweeted by Terry LanderNow just £1.99. Bargain. #Kindle #LondonMarathon #vlm #ebook http://t.co/zflADS1kg3Crabbing in Aberdovey http://t.co/BSyMTSEYbJ
8/17
2015
Hello. A tweet by @QuintinForbes gave inspiration for this #dailytoon. http://t.co/aVcWPEhfjC
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8/16
2015
I must say @TheNickHelm has the best put down for hecklers ever...all it takes is HAHAHA.@PenwithRadio @rsabofficial @CHBNRadio @piratefm @BBCCornwall @BBCCornwallNews @CornishGuardian @NorthCornwall http://t.co/UAT5mxX4yM
Retweeted by Terry LanderMind Blowers, Word Musicians, Dream Makers, Unemployed ... some of the suggestions so far #AlternativeNamesForWriters
Retweeted by Terry Lander@thepoke A neglect of Tories #collectivenouns@thepoke Fore golfers #collectivenouns@thepoke A Banksy of mysterious painters #collectivenouns@thepoke A bastard of illegitimate children #collectivenounsDo you know where it's not raining? Inside our shop. Just saying.
Retweeted by Terry LanderJust downloaded @FatboySlim @Smile_HighClub Mix free! - http://t.co/vrhtjvhaOA
8/14
2015
Stop RTing my RTs. Get your own.Totes. http://t.co/vUzr5vtS6x“We also said bears don’t shit in the woods.” (Link: http://t.co/o1mV4Oy1Ez) http://t.co/ksVL7jDd0P
Retweeted by Terry LanderI am a powerhouse of pure muscle...wrapped in a delicate layer of pastries, buns and crisps.It's Thursday, it's 6am, it's time for this. http://t.co/WHFYL2v3Z5
8/13
2015
No live Train of Thought next Tuesday but we are open to shout outs and requests for the pre-record.
8/12
2015
This is the best thing I've seen on FB in a long time. http://t.co/RBkCInwuVE
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8/10
2015
Football is back. This never went away. http://t.co/vUzr5vtS6x@properjobdisco Great work tonight mateyStill free.@properjobdisco 6 o'clock mateGotham. http://t.co/WHFYL2MEQD
8/9
2015
"You have to keep writing, even when you think nobody's reading" Sorry about the ego but people read this often. http://t.co/WHFYL2v3Z5#TamingTigers #StrongandBrave Bestselling US #author D G Driver rocks in a #TamingTigers T-shirt! @LiterallyPR... http://t.co/YZ2y9vNMIh
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'm free. http://t.co/IKEG08hKUN #Free #Kindle #ebook #CompletelyFree #book
8/6
2015
Keep an eye on this page from tomorrow for your #free #Kindle copy of One to Maybe Miss. http://t.co/XEo8TtnZwP #ebook@sstrong82 ...Well done to the Daily Mail for this admission today. http://t.co/xkcNoErbIeThe only conspiracy I believe exists is the one where producers of ingredients in 120g packs bribe recipe writers to say you need 130g.
Retweeted by Terry Lander@properjobdisco Are you calling me an egocentric?
8/5
2015
I don't have #OCD, I have 'stop touching my shit' syndrome.Big thanks to @sweatdrop, well worth a follow. [Also thanks to @SaHreports for the heads up. @taylertoons @HealeyCartoons]
8/4
2015
@taylertoons @SaHreports @sweatdrop @HealeyCartoons #ClientsFromHell
8/3
2015
This non-inspirational quote by @thewritertype was so inspirational we turned it into an inspirational quote http://t.co/PkLMz25Uou
Retweeted by Terry LanderAbsolute LAST CHANCE to be in with a chance to win our ENTIRE BACK CATALOGUE! RT to enter! http://t.co/P5Gr1hMAOO http://t.co/NRnBq0d6up
Retweeted by Terry Lander@SaHreports @taylertoons @sweatdrop Thanks all (except @HealeyCartoons who must have seen this as providing free work)@CW_182 Amateur.New, though not improved. http://t.co/WHFYL2v3Z5If Barry White, Simply Red, Yellowcard, Green Day, Chris Brown, Blue, Pink & Cilla Black sang together at Eurovision, they'd get 147 points.
Retweeted by Terry Lander@taylertoons @healeycartoons Do you gents know any Manga artists? I'm looking for a mentor for a 12 year old who's just starting out.
8/2
2015
Society: Young people just don't care about politics :/ Young person: I care about politics Society: You don't know anything, shut up ?😡
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8/1
2015
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