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Author of Alf & Mabel - Radio Presenter - Occasional Runner - Room Improver at http://t.co/8ZcCIwxeey

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Just off Road Avenue. Leading to Road Road. http://t.co/9X0lGsJCcb
Retweeted by Terry LanderFun for all the family. NSFW. http://t.co/rfM9Y9dWJ8@Mrs_Gorman Loving Newzoids, it's fantastic! Can we use Prince George's 'Parklife' on our radio show?What time is bedtime? :-/
@taylertoons Ha! Nice work. Love your avi btw.@taylertoons Touch my bum? Pervert.@taylertoons "Here's Kent Tayler's favourite song, "Barbie Girl" by Aqua" #IveDoneWorse@WaterstonesTRU Hello, I'm hoping you got my email about my book. There may be a slight delay in orders as I'm having to reprint already!@AnnEBrockbank1 No worries :)I've also just found a FB page offering my book as a free download. Reported to FB but I'm still pretty livid.If I kill someone due to phonewalking (phwalking?) I will be really annoyed and I will Tweet what a dick they are using their profile.People often walk out in front of cars while looking at their phones. Seriously, don't do that.Mr de Sousa's Legacy, a Cornish love story available from @Poldhu & @WaterstonesTRU visit #Cornwall this #bankholiday http://t.co/puY9yWmphi
Retweeted by Terry LanderClown cartoon: http://t.co/l4vdAkVAsi
Retweeted by Terry LanderThis is where I give it away. http://t.co/WHFYL2v3Z5.@TwitterUK made this about me: https://t.co/u6kJtVjudw I'm looking for a London social media job. Pls Email me on JohnFrBrennan@gmail.com
Retweeted by Terry LanderI have eaten a baguette that has really tested the limits of my face muscles. Well on my way to a buff face. #beachfaceready
Retweeted by Terry Lander@bookcunt Cool cool. Have you given up on http://t.co/gzWKXAyGCv yet?So you all saw @bookcunt's review of Alf & Mabel, yeah? http://t.co/RqgjrX0vdq@UpturnedBathtub Free climbingRT @AdamHillscomedy The couple in the No to Marriage Equality posters have released a statement. And it is beautiful. http://t.co/yJWPKOaiTk
Retweeted by Terry Lander***RADIO FEATURE, PLEASE RT*** - What is your all time, 100%, no holds barred favourite song of all time?@DaisyWhite1922 @TeamPopagami Looking really good#DaisyWhitesBooktique @Lyvit @TeamPopagami #NewBooks on the shelves 📚📖 http://t.co/9SqbBGZzx0
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I'm at the launch for @StuartEvers new book. You want a signed/dedicated copy? HERE! FREE P+P http://t.co/iBV3Ui7vJe http://t.co/fkWBmghaDZ
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Late night non-erotica http://t.co/WHFYL2v3Z5@PappaandLizzy Couldn't have done it without @crowdfunderuk, the exposure alone was vital..@Lyvit that's great news! The power of #crowdfunding huh?
Retweeted by Terry LanderMy book was successfully funded by @crowdfunderuk and has become my bestselling novel to date http://t.co/hRQ3MFSTXWWhen you play the whole village your mixtape http://t.co/unKH2fih3g
Retweeted by Terry LanderBlag Alert: I have to go camping soon. If anyone accidentally bought a 1 person pop up tent please get in touch. RT as your mates might've.Books. That's it. There's not much else, really.
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Pour vous. http://t.co/WHFYL2v3Z5This isn't funny but if my mates wore elasticated jeans I'd turn them in. http://t.co/zZjIaO5BDtThe Bronte sister’s mother was Cornish.
Retweeted by Terry LanderNew cartoon based podcast from me, @KatieMulg and @tonyjameson starts soon. CHOOSE THE TITLE! RT for "How Toon is Now" FAV for "Ani-Mates"
Retweeted by Terry LanderNo jokes about Barack Obama's initials? That stinks.
@SimonNRicketts Grand story too, thank you for sharing that.Happy birthday to Twupid @SimonNRicketts (That's Twitter Cupid, not what you may have been thinking)It’s my birthday today (thank you) and it’s been a great day. This was the definite, unexpected highlight. https://t.co/MqaZVIcO58
Retweeted by Terry Landerdrumming up likes for my Facebook page. Please give it a like. https://t.co/DivQowyfp0
Retweeted by Terry LanderWatching an old Grand Designs from 2004. Their contractor is called Monsieur Bastard. No wonder he didn't do as he was told.Couple weeks to go! -Rick http://t.co/A5T4CAVNda
Retweeted by Terry LanderAin't nobody not been on http://t.co/vUzr5vtS6x today #blogOld timey medicine did not fuck around. http://t.co/Zc0CwT3N8f
Retweeted by Terry LanderGood luck to everyone taking part in the Race for Life over the next few months.@sstrong82 Only took you four months. Pretty sure my copy was a birthday present from you!#Poldark fans! Thing from C4 last night, where Tony Robinson wanders around Cornwall, finding out about smuggling. http://t.co/HeNgXxtAuo
Retweeted by Terry LanderAs a child I watched Willy Wonka and wondered why Grandpa Joe stayed in bed for 40 years. As an adult every Sunday I get it.
Retweeted by Terry Lander'Buddhist Monkey' strip: #buddhism #zen http://t.co/SDFGSK46Jz
Retweeted by Terry Lander@Wendy_Wason "I spend less time with Russell Brand but I got more rhymes than the Ku Klux Klan" - Katy PerryNew post, like when Royal Mail are at the door. http://t.co/WHFYL2v3Z5
Alone tonight? In with someone? This calls for a #BOOK. http://t.co/zTFZkp1SZXNearly out of paperback Alf & Mabel copies, time for a reprint. Plenty of Kindle versions in stock, doesn't look like they'll sell out soon.@TamsynTweetie Give Dopey Frazzles'Auntie Depressant' http://t.co/fi7L2jTvVj
Retweeted by Terry Lander95% funded. Just 25 more subscribers needed. And here's a new shedpost on the horrors of selling books to cheer you! http://t.co/dOwLEnNZ6t
Retweeted by Terry Lander@TamsynTweetie Snow white bacon. Obvs.Saturday night at the movies, spend the afternoon reading http://t.co/WHFYL2v3Z5
Massive thanks to Dawn from Edible Elegance for the anniversary treats. Look how good the prices are! http://t.co/LYxnC6kZ28@leej1975 Quite. I was keen to buy this year until I saw it. Might spend the money drowning my sorrows. What news of Redruth Radio?A Typical Day Of Weather In British Summer http://t.co/0qwPJv2oms http://t.co/AuZMiLnCus
Retweeted by Terry LanderMore importantly it's my wedding anniversary today. Legs 11. Happy anniversary to the most patient woman in the world, Mrs L.Perhaps @SpursOfficial should have leaked the kit on t'internet to get a response first. Plain white next year please? #THFCLiterally a car crash of a kit and £55 is insane. http://t.co/48jfGsDJCm #THFCAwful, awful @SpursOfficial shirts this season. Gutted. #THFC
Use your head guys. Pledge on @stevyncolgan new book: http://t.co/8xyXRHQVLC 91% funded just 45 more pledges needed! http://t.co/jkCt3VilI5
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Here's the Facebookular page for Terry's Train of Thought, a weekly show on @PenwithRadio, for you to Like. https://t.co/N555wLt2ciMid week slump hump day advert hashtag freebies http://t.co/vUzr5vtS6x@mrkhndy True 'nuffVoting is ticking along nicely but we really can't be complacent! Penlee Lifeboat's nearest rivals have 651 votes... http://t.co/P4HfdfxeJB
Retweeted by Terry LanderHey Australian people, we are going live on Pop tomorrow with our Party posters and Colouring posters. I'll post the link when its ready....
Retweeted by Terry LanderCome see us, for free, again. Tomorrow. http://t.co/RQ24c4DagV
Retweeted by Terry Lander@mrkhndy Ah good. Do they take books?@mrkhndy No brown sauce?Some things you ought to know if you're thinking about Emigrating to Spain. https://t.co/G8dvEPJrA7
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'm watching my fireman neighbour water his plants. This must what it's like to watch Lionel Messi play Subbuteo.
Retweeted by Terry LanderI wrote a little contribution to this brilliant book. Buy it for the misogynist in your life. It'll piss them off http://t.co/Q2NNuG50gt
Retweeted by Terry Lander@rhysjamesy Ah, he's ripped off my film premise, Nicked.People are still signing up to @artsemergency too fast for me to thank them all! This is momentous! @josielong - it's getting HUGE!
Retweeted by Terry Lander@ThePsyentistUK Si'ekick @sstrong82 often has to apologise during the show so it evens out
Read this for free while you listen to my free show http://t.co/WHFYL2v3Z5 #Free #SoDamnNiceTerry's Train of Thought - TONIGHT - 6pm - FREE - http://t.co/HwYpz2iRHC (96.5/97.2fm in West Cornwall) - Text in 01736 322965 (msg rts app)Its Tues which means @sstrong82 & @Lyvit on @PenwithRadio with textual banter from me all from 6pm I could hit 8st mark with @SlimmingWorld
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@Beetrootrabbit Boom. Go for it.@Beetrootrabbit Definitely. Not as good as the series but it ties things up nicely.@Beetrootrabbit @Carolly7 @FitzBowden Absolutely brilliant series. Catch All Good Things if you can, it's on Netflix.@AlanFitz1 I reckon I'm psychic, I knew you were going to say that. Have you invested in my latest work?@taylertoons I TOTALLY emailed you back.@taylertoons Yeah, I fucking showed her *whistles, exits quickly*A Colouring Book for Grown Ups http://t.co/tE2XzdP3dE http://t.co/RZ4ij3gk1u
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'm not too bothered, spent £8 on a really nice picture of horses and the kids like horses. Haggled her down from £15. #ConTheConnerHad an apparently deaf girl at the door, bought one of her pictures, now she's 95% definitely a con artist. Had to explain to the children.You kids today, you can't play mp3s backwards to get satanic messages.@ProResting I get that for books. If they haven't seen my stuff before I must be wasting my life writing :-/@jimsmallman @ThisIs_Progress Happy birthday young manHappy birthday to PROGRESS co-idiot @jimsmallman. Watch him gradually lose weight at http://t.co/2f6lbGeFOy. Lolz.
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