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Scafe for CEO @erinscafe Hollywoodland

Sometimes known as Anne or Ingrid. Not sure why. Twitter Commissioner. Surprisingly good in the clutch. Director of #ffthefilm, available on iTunes and Amazon.

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That explains why they think it's so common. https://t.co/XS5bpZDJAW
Retweeted by Scafe for CEO@ptcrUIsErUsA all the time@ptcrUIsErUsA I would be pure joy@jesseberney rigor mortis alert is the new DED. Spread the word.@jesseberney rigor mortis alert I'll show myself out.@ptcrUIsErUsA yesssssss oh is your mailing address the same?I found it. The worst tweet. Congratulations to me. http://t.co/qSEXITjXij
Retweeted by Scafe for CEO@jesseberney can we get rigor alerts as push notifications asking for a friendYou guys, if I ever get pregnant it will be a) an accident and b) announced in a tweet that is much less subtle and probably inappropriate.@fbihop yes, I keep track of children as well as I do my car keysThose cunning Chinese http://t.co/MVeWsiBgBH
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOThis would be really awkward, if the name of the establishment was not Giggles N' Hugs http://t.co/h1HMXLPRHY
Retweeted by Scafe for CEONot at the moment. https://t.co/yKtGgjCrUC@ptcrUIsErUsA yes I do@BrandiHillier doubtfulYes, let me just draw up a list of fees. https://t.co/EDldMrpTap@IamErikRussel October :)Me: I'm forgetting something. Also Me: Phone, keys, wallet? Me: Nope something else. Still Me: OH GOD WHO HAS THE KID Me: OH SHIT wait@ptcrUIsErUsA okay I'm on itThe nephew stayed for 7 weeks. Now that he's gone I constantly feel I've misplaced something. That the thing is a child is very disturbing.@GiantSweetTart so happy 4 u rn@natevavra @ptcrUIsErUsA @Miguel she did, but he needs to hear how hot he is againWhen the DGAF hits. http://t.co/BTx9yJhu9Y
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOIf enough of you do this, we can #FindMiguel4Car https://t.co/S1IJFn3Wtq@sparksjls @twitter there needs to be a write-in section so we all can put 'r u even reading this y/n'where is @Miguel@ljmilman @ptcrUIsErUsA @Miguel whose embassy tho@sparksjls @twitter maybe they'll have something interesting to say someday jason. I don't want to close the door forever. Just for now.Okay @ptcrUIsErUsA wants me to find @Miguel and tell him that he's hot and I guess he's in LA so I'll do it. Help me find Miguel you guys.@rowast @DanJackson415 got a courtesy call from him recently because I hadn't been in for a week or two@sundownmotel okay fine mine too@rowast @DanJackson415 but then what would I complain about@sundownmotel well not mine, but yes, I believe that's the implication@rowast @DanJackson415 Dan can I be a focus group? Just me. I have ideas.Hey @Twitter which do I select? I find most promoted tweets to be irrelevant, too frequent, and offensively dull. http://t.co/z1RGxpdAdA@sundownmotel "a touch of softness"@ptcrUIsErUsA ok well that's not LA that changes everything@ptcrUIsErUsA oh great, I'll find him@ptcrUIsErUsA where is he? I'll go ask him irl.Twitter suggesting apps I deleted in 2010 is like a friend suggesting beers when you're 5 years sober. Stop it. http://t.co/Tfs59GiJOc@SwiftOnSecurity tyIf these two were any more full of themselves they'd be Russian nesting dolls. http://t.co/nuyyN7mYuN
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8/29
2015
@CptCritchlopez yes@IamErikRussel I think so@216Patrick @MrGMSI_BCage I'm clearly the one who works out@kathleenicanrah I love him so much. His muscles are unfuckingreal.Omg me and @MrGMSI_BCage http://t.co/9CP5RgHeSOGod I love @KingRicochet. http://t.co/Fa0KohqXWbWtf is even happening rn. http://t.co/mou6siMpr0This is my everything. http://t.co/5EXbae47FBoh sweet jesus @erinscafe is gonna run into the ring and interfere isn’t she?
Retweeted by Scafe for CEO@michaelwhitney ok but can we talk about you doing electronic crosswords@fbihop yes! Of course he is. As long as he's breathing, he'll be there.@erinscafe erin the great thing abut this was the intersection on the A in WAIT was a F&F6 clue
Retweeted by Scafe for CEO@michaelwhitney wait what DID I WRITE THIS CROSSWORDThis place is amazing. http://t.co/s6wZP5APXK@as_seenontv @sundownmotel it was beautifulGeez @erinscafe let us know next time you contribute to the NYT crossword http://t.co/Iwxc5gb9T6
Retweeted by Scafe for CEO@SBarlow_ROB @parva_x hi I was walking kids to school and now I'm at pro wrestling in reseda it's been a weird long weekfenix insisted on taking this incredible selfie of him and me and @erinscafe http://t.co/JACYFKy4zY
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOcc @erinscafe http://t.co/xmkmsndO57
Retweeted by Scafe for CEO@sdpowell1 @sundownmotel omg
8/28
2015
@craigminla hahahahahaSo a Kardashian got a permit to do a 10-min firework show at midnight on a school night? That money better fill in some goddamn potholes.@patmuldowney @RyanFieldFS1 did they think that being on a yacht meant that no one else would be bothered by the fireworks orSo wait, those #fireworks in Marina were because of James Harden & the Kardashians? OF COURSE. (h/t @RyanFieldFS1) http://t.co/WPGNt658LL
Retweeted by Scafe for CEO@sorryeveryone you're a goddamn American heroWe never get fireworks in Glendale to celebrate the arrival of Wednesday. :(Photos don't do the midnight Venice/Marina fireworks justice. Was like a professional show. http://t.co/n8x2OD8Psj
Retweeted by Scafe for CEO@patmuldowney Fireworks show was a good 10 minutes long...with a grand finale and everything. Watched the whole thing. At midnight on a Tues
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOWhy...why is there a fireworks show in Venice Beach right now?whoa. taylor swift just brought out the cast of 'mad about you' to do a spec script she wrote in middle school where paul reiser kills a guy
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOwhoa. taylor swift just stopped in the middle of singing "love story" to let bobby mcferrin perform his hit ted talk on music and memory
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOwhoa. taylor swift just brought the living ancestors of george washington carver to recreate the flying V formation from mighty ducks
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOwhoa. taylor swift just brought out kevin feige to announce an exclusive scene from captain america 3, now available on the zune marketplace
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOwhoa. taylor swift just brought out ryan lewis and nobody noticed.
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOwhoa. taylor swift just hit a button and dropped thousands of shares of panda express stock in the audience. robert redford is singing "22"
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOwhoa. taylor swift just pressured the entire plus-18 audience into writing in ballots for "nega-trump" on next year's presidential election
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOwhoa. taylor swift just brought out all of the jabbawockeez. then she unmasked each one to reveal the remaining members of the wu-tang clan
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOwhoa. taylor swift just brought out israeli prime minister benjamin netanyahu. she got the whole staples center chantin "no more war crimes"
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOwhoa. taylor swift just recited an ancient latin incantation. the staples center roof opened up and dave navarro is coming down on a rope
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOwhoa. taylor swift just brought out james spader & maggie gyllenhaal to do a scene from "secretary." kids are goin nuts. they love secretary
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOwhoa. taylor swift just brought out birdman & rivers cuomo to rap on "wildest dreams." we're all booing cause rivers is clearly lip syncing
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOWhat the hell, I'm just going to retweet the rest of them too.concert just ended. fun nite. can't wait to see her again tomorrow
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOwhoa. taylor swift just brought out dr. conrad murray and made him personally apologize to every single person in the staples center
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOwhoa. taylor swift just brought out those chilean miners. she spent a few minutes going "remember?" before going into "out of the woods"
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOwhoa. a basketball rolled on stage and taylor started spinning it on her finger. a guinness record keeper is tracking her spin time
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOwhoa. taylor swift just brought out kieran culkin and bradley whitford to do the nae nae. neither of em knew they were gonna have to dancd
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOwhoa. taylor swift just brought out los angeles mayor eric garcetti to legally rename sunset and gower to taylor and swift, respectively
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOwhoa. taylor swift just brought out carole king. they're doin the thing where carole pretends taylor's arms are her arms through her armpits
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOwhoa. taylor swift just brought out the puppeteering team behind statler and waldorf. they didn't bring the puppets. everyone's a bit upset
Retweeted by Scafe for CEOwhoa. taylor swift just pointed at a random audience member and brought up her long lost father. whole staples center is losing their shit
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8/26
2015
This is the single greatest 3-star Amazon review ever written. http://t.co/8R10XyVuIZ
8/25
2015
Outside of the South, grown women shouldn't call other grown women sweetie.@sundownmotel oh right ok maybe next month@sundownmotel I really need to IRL less@sundownmotel @sorryeveryone why did no one tell me we were watching this@WeTheLiving dear godstill laughing https://t.co/IIbWFOLrzc
8/24
2015
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