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Matt MacInnis @stanine San Francisco, CA

Founder and CEO of Inkling

608 Following   3,285 Followers   2,696 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/19/07

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I wish Chromecast really worked, at least for music from my phone. Sigh. I guess that's just too hard for us to figure out.
8/26
2015
Irony: @Adobe's mission begins with "move the web forward." Flashy.
8/25
2015
The second t in 'tweet' is silent. Just noticed an actor pronouncing it in a show and realized how nobody cool would do that."peak oil" in the 90s lol
8/21
2015
Awesome review of the many implications of self-driving cars. Can't wait to tell my grandkids what driving was like! http://t.co/ViaJWtHutgPoints over yardage! Points over yardage!
8/19
2015
TIL that when the city is quiet, you can quite literally hear an #earthquake.
8/17
2015
I downloaded your PDF to my phone and I have no idea where it went. But at least you got another download! Kudos. #results #cloud
8/16
2015
(So let's ban all new market-rate housing in the Mission! #logic #fail)"If you make $100K a year, a three-bedroom apartment in SF will consume 100% of your post-tax salary." http://t.co/kWT7egrMvC
8/12
2015
2/2 @Generalelectric now does amazing things from MRI to jet engines. What will #Alphabet achieve? Very exciting.1/2 The Edison General Electric Co. changed the world with lightbulbs. @Google did it with search.1 billion+ new internet users, in next 10 years. If you're not building, working, investing in tech, you're missing out.
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8/10
2015
Learning from @DearbornJenny about data driven #sales performance, and how @Inkling can help drive it! cc @ASalyers3 http://t.co/C7HWyPHFZO
8/7
2015
@m2jr nitpicking@m2jr You're the straightest gay man I've ever met.God created the infinite universe, the galaxies, the stars, the innumerable molecules, and…the GOP. He really wants them to win. #GOPDebate@unicornthurman Me too.@collision Dude. Mailmen make the BEST first dads.KASICH'S DAD WAS A MALE MAN. NOT TRANSGENDERED. #GOPDebate"ANY WORD FROM GOD?" OH MY GOD. #GOPDebateGay marriage and religious liberty are not connected concepts. #GOPDebate"We already have that law: it's called the constitution." The constitution is not a law, dummy. (Rubio) #GOPDebateI wouldn't hire any of these candidates.FML. @Sprig's new website is unusable. I can't even navigate it; rendering errors in Chrome. Inexperienced designers run amok...
8/6
2015
When leveraging "leverage" as a verb, consider using "use" instead.
8/5
2015
.@RockyLach FTW! Looking fantastic, lady!
7/28
2015
@theeconomist "People who write headlines at the Economist make broad, overreaching assertions as clickbait."Alex Trebek goes to great lengths to awkwardly pronounce non-English words as though he speaks the language. But he can't get "OS X" right.
7/27
2015
Lol.. OH today from a CEO (won't say who): "The only thing that gives me confidence is my lack of visibility."
7/24
2015
At 10:56 pm ET on July 20, 1969, Neil Armstrong stepped onto the moon. http://t.co/xGvDaNZLCc http://t.co/05x4xOhiXy
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisI should run for president, just for the publicity.
7/20
2015
Could someone get Putin to launch some newfangled spacecraft so @NASA can get some more funding?
7/15
2015
Thank heaven we have CNN to package up Twitter from the day and read it to us.@vsowers @pmarca Oh, I love that analogy. Not to be a bear, but I wish there were a mechanism for deep-out-of-the-money puts, too.
7/14
2015
RT @inkling The more your employees learn, the more your company earns: http://t.co/fOYAWp0Dni #learning http://t.co/Sgnwgu4scr (cc @bersin)
7/13
2015
@meredithperry And with fresh breath, too!
7/10
2015
@capersinc See you can get to Sea World in San Diego. It's pretty sprawling, and family-friendly. (But I feel bad for the dolphins.)
7/9
2015
@McC_Dustin Tweet something, bro.
7/7
2015
Man, Plutus is having a bad decade so far.
7/3
2015
@xor @fnxtx There are a few insanely fast race cars I'd love to buy, even though I have no need to race. But they cost 10x what I'd pay!Tacocat backwards is tacocat. http://t.co/dXE46nLymx
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7/1
2015
Three very frustrating, very failed attempts to set up a @FitBit #Aria. Wow. Now it's in a borked state… time for a fourth attempt.Why can't every day be the last day of the quarter!? #sales #yay #fml
6/30
2015
Congratulations to our friends, colleagues, and the Supreme Court for Friday's momentous ruling! #pride #lovewins http://t.co/Ylr1JOoVMt
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6/27
2015
@semil If that's true, then you need a better stylist! :)This is great http://t.co/9jnkXWqnqF http://t.co/dpbykbuWmF
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisUpdated: Counties issuing licenses: Bexar √ Dallas √ El Paso √ Hidalgo √ Midland √ Tarrant √ Travis √ McLennan √ Webb √ Nueces √ Harris √
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6/26
2015
Wow. Just when I thought I'd seen it all, I get a LinkedIn message from a "Vice CEO." That's a very succinct oxymoron. #Millennials #omgwtf“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.” -Philip K Dick"By themselves, character and integrity don't accomplish anything. But their absence faults everything else." -Drucker, Effective Executive
6/24
2015
Let's just start calling them Initial Private Offerings, shall we? Technically inaccurate, but it preserves the all-important acronym.What if the @nytimes wrote all of its headlines in clickbait-speak?@rmac18 I don't think the landlords have much to do with the rising rents, fwiw. It's more about the market dynamics. :)
6/22
2015
@bjbarone Ah, blargh. Works on web, just not in Twitter for Mac OS X. Annoying.@bjbarone @ctvtoronto @gayswithkids @gayswithkids I see a pic of a television. Where's the clip? :)@joenrv Hmm. I have the same. DM me? :)@joenrv What's your model and carrier? I'm jealous. ;(
6/21
2015
@ilyasu FWIW, agony notwithstanding, we did this in two weekends of effort. It can be done! https://t.co/5cvZF0m1Qj@ilyasu We did it ourselves and it was hell. Couldn't find a service. Instead, IKEA, TaskRabbit, Handy and a marriage counselor got it done.@kfury But we need the rain to be *affordable* rain. No rain is better than expensive rain!Do people who believe a moratorium on SF housing construction will lower rents also believe the drought will lower water prices?
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisHow to survive the death of the book: @Inkling founder @stanine on disruptive threats to publishing http://t.co/hxLcsOpbAY
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6/17
2015
Thanks to @Scott_Wiener for opposing the Mission housing moratorium. Look at housing prices in SF! http://t.co/egwYzEc13I We need to build!
6/16
2015
You know it's bad when the Catholic church is more scientifically progressive than the #GOP. http://t.co/vF9ubzI9o2@smistephen Nice! I hope you get v1.5. v1.4 tasted weird.
6/15
2015
Nice one, @KTVU: France played Colombia, a country, not "Columbia," a University or Sportswear co, in Canada today. I know, it's super hard…
6/13
2015
The best product builders know that customer expectations do not yield to technical complexity. (I think SJ knew this best.)New @ADP twist: they can't get @Zenefits CEO @parkerconrad's name right: http://t.co/BJGUQ2Pv3r http://t.co/JiuZc8RVGW
Retweeted by Matt MacInnis@wunderlisthelp Thanks, I'll double check.
6/10
2015
@Wunderlist, please fix the bug where the app takes up 99% of one CPU and WunderListHelper takes up 50% of the other? It's an old bug.booooo cavsIn one room, people watching the NBA. In another, board game night. The latter has the larger crowd. Ah... love my nerdy @Inkling peeps!.@migregor11 Your argument implies that @Zenefits' automated system is less secure than human @adp users. That's hard to defend… #ADPeevedI recommend shorting ADP.
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisI love that 50+ yr old @ADP is so threatened by 2-yr @Zenefits. Classic incumbent hubris. #disruption #ADPeeved http://t.co/mxh5d2fOev@beacongal lucky stoveIs it redundant to say "proactively prepare"?
6/9
2015
@stationcdrkelly What is it?
6/8
2015
Simplicity, #Design, Hard Work @jwaldman @larsalbright @stanine @venkyganesan @markkawano @amiller cc @byJuliaLove http://t.co/15bkHSb0d1
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6/7
2015
Hey, @nytimes. Stop using Flash. http://t.co/xi6fppueMF
6/5
2015
@chinandrew All the things should be versioned, especially people.@chinandrew I don't have a special recipe, but I do blend it w/ casein. V1.3 was better than V1.4. Apparently v1.5 is good again. We'll see!I really like Soylent, but their marketing needs some help: the new v1.5 has an "unparalleled consumption experience." Uhh…
6/4
2015
Nice to see Sepp Blatter defrocked. When does he go to jail again? #FIFA
6/2
2015
Resistance to changes in customer expectations is futile, so publishers better get busy changin, or get busy dyin. Pubs seem busy with both!
5/31
2015
The more startups that fail in a given space, the more likely a winner will emerge. Incumbents generally believe the opposite to be true.@brianmirving @AmericanAir LOL! Just buy access on top of your international First Class ticket. Classy!!
5/30
2015
LOLx10. “@_youhadonejob: When you see it. http://t.co/45D4My93lZ
5/29
2015
Visiting @HomeDepot HQ in Atlanta. Love how people wear the orange apron around the office, just like the stores! http://t.co/4ACNzXwwnj
5/28
2015
@stgarrity"Medicine’s Transistor Moment" by @billmaris https://t.co/tJy8wGhc0Q http://t.co/9sBC4k4J9V
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisApparently 'ping' has become a transitive verb, as in, "let me ping it to you."Eating asparagus, I was wondering what it is made of. Carbs? No. Fat? No. Anything? … No. It is made of nothing. https://t.co/KSNTJxdTSD
5/26
2015
@bling0 It's incredible how much I have to spend for a bucket of glorified powdered milk! But… I succumb. 💪
5/25
2015
@jasonlk Hey, look at the bright side: at least this @Adobe "cloud" product doesn't require desktop software!
5/24
2015
Knowledge and experience are essential but creativity differentiates the cool cats from the rest of the pack http://t.co/2ZgaD3To6w
Retweeted by Matt MacInnis@jasonlk Yes. Unequivocally, yes.@pmarca that awkward moment in history when bicycles were "morally hazardous" http://t.co/Uptuvyd67j
Retweeted by Matt MacInnisp.s., @virginamerica, it's only May ;-)
5/22
2015
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